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Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?
Tintu mon: jana gana mana…
Teacher:athentha angane?
Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!
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TEACHER – Your
Chemistry exercise
was bad, I told you
to write it 20 times.
You’ve written it
only 10 times.
Tintumon – Is it ma’am.?
Guess My Maths
is also Bad.!
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Prove juice=soap
Tintumon: Frm Newtn’s 2nd law,f=ma.
Nw multiply ‘a’ on bth sides.
Then,fa=Maa.
Fa is a soap and maa is juice
Hence proved.
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The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. “There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time?”
Tintumon shouted, “Okay – you start.”
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Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.
Tintumon didn’t write.
Teacher: why are you not writing?
Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….
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Amma: Mone…meen vangan poya achan lorry idichu marichu…
Tintu: Saramilla amme…namukku chammanthi kootti choru kazhikkam…
what an idea sir g?
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Film Star JAYARAM’ nte Veedinu nere aakramanam… JAYARAMINE PHONIL Vilichittu
TINTUMON: TAKE IT EASY…TAKE IT EASY..ChiLLiloru kallu kondal
TAKE EASY
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tintu mon Kalyan jewllersinte swarnakkadayil poyi oru kilo swarnam order cheithu pette divasam sales man cash chothichu
Tintu mon: vishwasam athalle ellam
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Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”
Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni”
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tintu mon wants 2 iron his dress.but no current?
what would he do?
tintumon iron boxinte appanu vilichu.appol iron box avanodu choodayi.angane avan dress iron cheythu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I like to walk in the rain, so noboby sees me crying – Charlie Chaplin.
I like to walk in the fog, so nobody sees me smoking – Tintumon
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Teacher to Varun: Varun! What is “Al2 O3″?
Varun: “Alumina”
Then Teacher to Tintu Mon: What is “Fe2 O3″
Tintu Mon: “Filomina”
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zoo owner : simhathinte koodu adacho.
tintumon : illa.
zoo owner : athentha.
tintumon : oh! sihathe okke aru pidichondu pokana.
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Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?
Tintumon:
Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !
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oru divasam tintumonu pani pidichu . at the hospital:
doctor: shardhikkan varunnundo?
tintumon: njan varunnilla…doctor poykkollu..
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English Teacher: “One cute young girl walking on the road”
change this into an exclamatory sentence
Tintumon :”Aliya !!! oru charakk ponada..!!!”
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TEACHER: Tintumone, 10 varshm mumb namukku ilaadiruna oru valiya sambhavathinde peru para.
Tintumon: Njan!!
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UKGyil padikunna tintumonod LKGyil padikunna Pinkimol:
“I LOV U DA”
Tintumon:Pha..dash mole.!
mottennu viriyatha ninne kettittu njanenthu cheyyana..
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Achan : tintumone ninne njan pallilachanakkamennu nernittundu
Tintu: ayyo acha, njanente mone pallilachanakkan nernnupoyi
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tintu bathroomil olinchu nokkunnad achan kandu
achan : yenthada nokkunnad
tintu : mindalle nammude soap velakkari thekkunnundo yenn nokkuva!!
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tintu mon and dundumol are in a hotel.
waiter- what do you want
dundumol- i need a plane dosa
tintumon thinks for a while and then said
well! i’ll take helicopter dosa
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tintumon in the class ……..
teacher-newton discovered gravity on earth when an apple fell on his head.now children tell me why there is no gravity on moon
tintumon- because there are no apples on moon
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techer- dundu,go and find america in the map
dundumol- here it is
teacher- good
now class who discovered america
tintumon-dundmol
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Tintumon sabarimalayil poyi kootam thetti. anweshna counteril ethiya tintu mon:swaami saranam Ente koode vanna 39 pere kaanunilla”
counteril irikunna aal: 39 pere kanan illeno!!!!
Tintumon: pinne njaan entha pareyendethu ene kanan illeno?!
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hai FRIENDS here a little message
Hi, i’m tintumon PK.
Studing in LKG in potakuzhi schol.
Me lost my “rubber vecha pencil”.
I very luv d pencil. No pencil, no copy writing.
Teachr sure “thanthakku vili”.
One pencil many uses like “cheviyil idal”, kuthi varakkal”, etc..
My thantha koolipanikkaran. Always in shapz. Putting vaalz.
The pencil cost Rs 3.
i do not know u but u forwrd this msg i get 10 paisa frm world bank.
U have heart, plz fwd to atleast 10 ppl.
My life in ur hand
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adyamayi planil kayeriya tintumon airhostesinodu
“plane full tank aano?”
airhostess “yes sir, why you asked?”
tintumon seatil chaarikidanukondu: petrol theernal edekku vechu thallendi varumo ennariyana
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TINTUMON goes to library and asks 4 a book ‘PSYCO THE RAPIST’ The librarian searches 4 few times,while comes back slaps and says idiot, the book is called ‘Psycotherapist’
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Teacher- y r u laughing??
Dundumon- i saw i strip of ur bra…
Teacher- shut up and get out from the class for
for 1 week
Teacher- hey y r u laughing?
student- i saw both strip of ur bra..
Teacher- shut up and get out from the class
for 1 month..
SUDDENLY THE TEACHER CROUCHED TO TAKE A FALLEN PIECE OF CHALK
tintumon started walking out of the class
Teacher- teacher where r u going???
tintumon- i think my school days r over
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ore divasam classil
teacher:ee lokathe ore kanpola mathram adche uranghunna jeevi undoo??
tintu mon : unde…
teacher : hh ateta aa jeevi
tintu mon : ente ammooma , ammooma inne ravila achanode parayunnate kettu innale ore pola kanee adachittillanne…………
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vazhiyorathu gum vilikunna aal
“enthu pottiyalum ottichu tharum kadennu varu
kadennu varu”
tintu mon” padakam pottiyal ottichu tharumo?”
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tintumon veetil irunnu padikkukayirnu”pasu oru santha mrigamanu
santha mrigamanu
santha mrigamanu”
ithu ketta velakari”PHAA NINTE THALLEYADA MRIGAM”
nallethu cheythalum kuttam tintumonu
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tintumon”appurathe veetukaar enne daivamayitta kaanunne”
amma”athu ninnodaru parenju?”
tintu”njaan chennapo averu pareya DAIVAME NEE PINEEM VANNO!!!! ennu”
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Advertisement: “Onam offer, RS 1000 inu enthu medichaalum oru saree free”
Adutha divasam kadayil valiya bhahalam, Tintumon 1000 rupees inu change vanghi ennittu saree venam ennu.
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